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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Faith Is A Matter Of Consequence

"Do you believe in God?"
- "Hell no!"
"What's your favourite drink?"
- "Bloooooood!"

I don't name my ex-girlfriends "Ex's", due to them being my past lovers; I call them "Ex's", because after failed testing - they are now marked with a big "X" in my head.

Lots of sex. Plenty of booze. Days of sleep; Living life in good moderation.

Practice makes perfect. So have a lot of sex with random people.

What's better than a girl offering you sex?
A girl offering you sex AND PIZZA!!!

"Kinder Poison! Because it's delicious, and life ain't long!"

You may now refer to me as Sir Boblicot.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

HOKUTO SHIN KEN WA MUTEKI DA.

"Fist of the North Star is invincible." says Kenshiro from the famous anime of the same name.

Hokuto no Ken is an extreme anime! Here is why:

- Heads and different body parts explode. They do so after certain pressure points are pressed violently.

- People (men, women, children) who walk casually for days in the desert, and under the sun, get almost no tan seemingly. They don't seem to burn much either.

- It's post apocalyptic of course. And Asian!!

- A good percent of humanity has gone completely insane and violent - and are now attacking and killing anything and everyone. Mostly for fun.

- The storyline is matched to fit the above points as best as possible. Thank you Mr. Mangaka!

That's almost as good as it gets really. Really really.