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Monday, September 8, 2008

Do nothing; nothing at all.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.

If only drawing was so easy, I would draw endlessly for exactly two minutes.

A game world that is divided to zones for the different major time zones in the world.

Not Usually For Jokes

You have now reached the Psychological Service Help Line:

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 over and over again.

If you are overly dependant, please ask someone else to press 2 for you.

If you have a split personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we already know who you are and what you want. Please hold while we are tracking the call.

If you are schizophrenic, please press whichever number the little voice in your head tells you to.

If you suffer from mania depression, please press any number at all; it really doesn't matter, as no one is going to answer your call anyway.

If you are anal, please hold.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Not By Me, But By The Vinsburg

There are times when the only good form of expression appears to be: "FUCK! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!", and these times come, and when they do, a paranoid monkey has only a few things worth doing in order to feel calm again.

One of which is running away. Another, is tearing each of the other monkeys apart... Limb... By limb.

This story is of one of those times.

Slightly edited and modified by me.

Democritus Did Not Invent The Democracy

Okay! So it goes like this...

The year is 2XXX. Earth is hit by a series of meteorites, which destroy and annihilate life in vast areas, up to thousands of kilometres square. The collision of those rocks into earth, and their influence over the climate and ocean movements, affect the Earth's atmosphere into a prolonged and severe Ice Age in which the rest of anything else that survived - does die.

Jumping forward about Eighty Five thousand years forward: Earth stabilizes some time after those past events, and there is once again a successful variant of Humans roaming over the Earth with advanced science and tools. All other, and many past known, forms of life are also doing well.

An incredibly huge comet is now approaching Earth - once again a threat from space. Never the less, this time the Earthlings already have the tools to implode it from within, and thus avoid any serious damage done to the Earth. They manage that successfully, yet a thousand years later the Earthlings discover that the Earth has been infected by radioactive matter, apparently from that same comet, which is now slowly eating up life everywhere. Another thousand years more, and all life on Earth, including vegetation, under-water beings, and simple cell beings are now destroyed, and Earth becomes a dark planet that glows in green from radioactivity.

This is a story about the planet Nigetoid, which lies out there in the Sextans A galaxy area. The Nigetoids have been successfully living in their Earth-like planet for over Two Hundred and Five million years now, and have taken notice to the yet another destruction of all life forms on Earth, these days. Nigetoids have a life span many times longer than what any Earthling, vegetation or virus, have ever managed to attain. They also reproduce, and thus change according to their environments. They appear similar to humans, only much taller, and with only four senses, excluding Touch. Those are: Sight, although with different light ranges than humans, Smell, which is incredibily sensitive in it's perception, Taste, and Pain. They are not like many Earthlings, similar in size and complexity of cells, that had other senses like Touch, or Hearing, or even Balance.

Similarly to how all other Nigetoids communicate, they do to - even if in their own unique way.

- "Buhahahaha! Did you see that?! Those weak Earthlings just got melted again by radiation! That's like... what?... the third time this year?" Considering that their own years in Nigetoid are measured much differently than on how Earthlings measured anything on Earth.

-- "I don't think they are really getting the vibe of our region, you know. I mean, their planet has existed for long enough now. It's about time they learn something from all of that experience. Most of them just lay down under their Sun for that short period of time they live. Even our most stupid and ridiculed organisms have passed that phase already. Look at the Ommnnizshovirzttor species," He gestures to the left towards a fat Jellyfish like being that is occupied with drawing symbols on the sand.

- "Yeah buddy, I get you. I guess we're lucky to not suffer any more. Many people tend to forget that our Nigetoid ancestors weren't enjoying their time too much when they were living the life span of Earthlings, and they had to fight off those nasty Coma Berenices dwellers that just insisted on attacking them on and on until finally everything over there just went up in plasma."

Hehehe totally got in the mood for this.