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Monday, September 8, 2008

Not Usually For Jokes

You have now reached the Psychological Service Help Line:

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 1 over and over again.

If you are overly dependant, please ask someone else to press 2 for you.

If you have a split personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we already know who you are and what you want. Please hold while we are tracking the call.

If you are schizophrenic, please press whichever number the little voice in your head tells you to.

If you suffer from mania depression, please press any number at all; it really doesn't matter, as no one is going to answer your call anyway.

If you are anal, please hold.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

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