"Do you believe in God?"
- "Hell no!"
"What's your favourite drink?"
- "Bloooooood!"
I don't name my ex-girlfriends "Ex's", due to them being my past lovers; I call them "Ex's", because after failed testing - they are now marked with a big "X" in my head.
Lots of sex. Plenty of booze. Days of sleep; Living life in good moderation.
Practice makes perfect. So have a lot of sex with random people.
What's better than a girl offering you sex?
A girl offering you sex AND PIZZA!!!
"Kinder Poison! Because it's delicious, and life ain't long!"
You may now refer to me as Sir Boblicot.
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